Do you ever watch those Life Alert commercials and wonder what the old people smell like? Yeah, I thought it was just me.. but apparently it's Roman and Kayla and my 2nd hour teacher too. They say sugar and spice and whatnot, while I say they smell like Gold Bond and mustiness. It's something to ponder..
After school today I helped score the freshman basketball game with Ally. Why, you ask? Money. Only $10, but money nontheless. And I'm a whore. It's not too bad of a gig I must say. I mean, basketball is no fun to watch at all.. but it's sure not hell. All we had to do was sit, talk, write, and press buttons.
"O.M.G. have you heard ____? They're so FRESH!!" har har
Here's me trying to be as vague as possible:
Thing 1- I told someone something that was meant to be a secret. Well, I didn't tell so much as connect the dots for her. I feel bad but I'm hoping it's no harm done.
Thing 2- Two friends are in this huge disagreement about.. this thing. I see it from only one of their sides, but there is no trying to convince the other. I kind of feel like the mediator, and I don't know if I'm up for that. Whatever, I'm there for both of them.
Thing 3- People keep coming to me for advice, more then just those two above. I guess I'm not really used to it at all. Sometimes I'm good with words, but when it's important, I'm usually not. So, I'm trying my best.. but sorry for being an idiot.
I have a Thing 1 and Thing 2, from the cat in the hat, with velcro hands. I often find them in sexual positions. Naughty little Things. :)
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you stump.
...they smell like paprika.
Take Snoops advice: Drop it like it hot. And when pigs try to get at you...park it like it hot.
if carly was a cupcake she would totally have sprinkles. yeah sprinkles oh oh and a tiny plastic spider with a sombraro. and i promise you that the spider would be singing "little red corvette" to itself.................oh yeah, you rock it spider. thats the spot :)
You know, you're right. I definitely would be the kind with sprinkles and plastic singing insects with hats. But how did you know that?
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