it's tomorrow already

This kid in newspaper, Blair, asked me to get some quotes for him for his article. I had to ask people what their guilty pleasures were. Pretty much everyone got the wrong idea and thought I was asking for something dirty. Well I guess it didn't help that I asked in a breathy voice while groping them. Wait! No, no, I wasn't really groping. But everyone thought I was trying to seduce them or something, when I was looking for answers like "I dance to Hanson in my underwear!" which is what Jaryd said.

When people asked me what mine was I would either say a) "Sometimes when I'm alone I listen to techno and get really into it" or b) "I like to drip hot wax all over my lover's body." The first one's true. The second one? I've never had a lover, so no. And I don't think I'd like to drip wax on them if I did. I'd cover them in pudding instead. What? No I wouldn't.