"her mouth agape with a mixture of pleasure, longing, and duck meat"

My friends are cooler than yours. Actually, they're probably not. Maybe not even close. But answer me this: Do you spend your lunch period eating Taco Bell and playing with a TalkBoy? Odds are you don't, and you're jealous of myself, Ally, Ashley, and Liz because we do. It's a good time. Believe me.

But today I accidentally recorded over-

Tim: "Born and raised in Massachusetts! I had seven brothers and two sisters. My dad killed the sisters, so it was just me and the brothers. We went to a boys' school!" etc, etc. It sounded a lot funnier than it looks.

Guess what!
I got my script for Follies today. Yeah, I never mentioned that I tried out a few weeks ago, and I am in Jessica's skit as the Lover. If you've ever seen on SNL the old couple who talk about love-ahs and ham.. well, my friends, that is this. And I'm the Lover. Yessssss.