listen up

Everyone makes those entries about "in 2005, I...." Well, you know what? Eff that. Here are some things people (friends, me, crazy people I don't even know.. odds are if it makes no sense.. it's the third) said that I'll probably remember for a lifetime, whether I like it or not.



1- "Oh yeah? Well cry me a river and I'll piss on your face!"



2- "It's that moment in life when you actually feel alieeeeeeeve."



3- "My eggs!"



4- "Hey, man, listen... the thing about that is..... you don't even KNOW! The thing about that is.... it's haggard, man. Haaaagggaaaard."



5- "Think how long customer appreciation week would last then!"



6- "Git 'R' Dun? Get.... Her... Done...?"



7- "I hate everything!"



8- "I put a knife in my grandma's goldfish because it called me stupid."



9- "Celery? I don't eat that naaasty shit!"



10- "What do YOU want? A jackal? Light-up shoes?"



11- "Eff coleslaw."



12- "You wanna be on TV?"




Happy 2006.