"these peanuts better not have peanuts in them, cause i might die"

yayaya

Today Roman and I finally did our picture excursion.
First we went to the gas station and got us some gassaccino.. well it was hot chocolate but it's still gassaccino. Marshmallowy goodness mmm-mmmm.

We drove over by palmer park and walked on the bike trail for a while. It's quite creepy when it's dark/cold. And we took some niiiiiiice pictures. Like me drinking my gassaccino, Roman "smoking", me being a crazy trail hobo, and a fence. We kept walking until we got out of the trees, then we turned around and started to go back, but we heard a wolf and a baby crying so we ran.

I decided we must go to Toys R Us, so we did. We danced with a boohbah for about 20 minutes, then I beat up this kid for hogging the video games. We had a light saber fight where I died. I took a picture of Roman in a toy bulldozer or something. She took a picture of me on a motorcycle. I am badass.

Then we went to the house of Roman, where I finally met her brother. He and his friends were playing dungeons and dragons. Chuckle chuckle chuckle times infinity.

uhhhh

Then we drove around. And then we went to Denny's where Ryan Caitlin Adam Wayne and Joey were. And I was Caitlin and Caitlin was me. And Adam got slammed by a lumberjack. And Ryan got his watch back and made sweet sweet love to it. Then Sara and Olivia came and yes. And I ate Wayne's finger, or tried.

We went bowling, and let me tell you, I am no pro. C1 sabotaged my game though.. she wants to be the bowling twin. But I knocked over some of her pins with my powers. So there.
Wayne killed my hat but C1 (kind of) fixed it.
Roman can't even get a strike for $10.

After bowling, everyone minus sara olivia and roman went to Ryan's bungalow. We sang bohemian rhapsody, and then I lyp-synced real good. I ate my own face and then Adam and Wayne stripped me down, and that was that.

Robin showed up and she sat in the car while Caitlin took me home. The three of us and Elaina and possibly Roman have a dance team that's going to blow your mind.


But anyway I'm glad I got to hang with all those kids because I haven't seen them in infinity years.. and I missed them like a pig misses his slop when the farmer takes it away because the pig is getting too fat to mate with other pigs and make little baby piggies. Yeah. That much.




hmmmm...

Well I just took a shower, and now I'm wearing two pairs of pants. Two pantses. Goodnight.