Today being Cinco de Mayo, we had one of those dumb 'fiestas' in Spanish where everyone makes 'authentic' Mexican food that is guaranteed to taste like poop. During class, I looked over at this kid across the room because I couldn't tell what he was eating. Turns out it was guacamole. He was eating the guac straight-up. Shoveling it into his mouth like it was pudding. Ohhh man. And I've gotta wonder how badly his breath stinks, because I would believe you 100% if you told me this kid has never seen a toothbrush in his life. I'm not trying to trash anyone or anything.. but gaaaah. Gross.
Guacamole's the worst.
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